Don’t

Sometimes you want to do something, and you shouldn’t. Q+M offers this special service. We’ll come into your meeting, office or organization and tell you not to do stuff. Perhaps someone has said you need a big thing but you don’t really know why: don’t. Maybe somebody read an article on the plane about virtual reality and wants to drop some coin on VR: don’t.

Whenever you can’t identify the purpose of a project or campaign, you can pay us to come in and tell you not to do it.

 

Deliverables:

  • An email from Al that says, “don’t.”

Fees:

  • 50% of the cost of the project that you didn’t do.